Johnson & Johnson Whine For More Money
Published May 18, 2010 | 
Chris Johnson isn’t happy with his contract. Neither is Andre Johnson. Neither one wants to participate in any team activities until they are paid. One might have a case, the other is an idiot.
Both players are coming off rather historic seasons. Andre Johnson is the first player in HISTORY to have back to back years leading the league in reception yards. It’s shocking that hasn’t ever been done by Jerry Rice, but he hasn’t. So he deserves a lot of money. Problem is, he just signed a 8 year contract in 2007 worth $60 million. He has 5 years left on his deal. He was already a stud in the league at the time so why would he sign that contract for so long if he thought he was worth more? You’re an idiot Andre, and cannot be asking for more money when you already signed the largest WR contract in history. Maybe in 3 years if you’re still a stud, THEN you can ask. But please, shut up, and show up to camp. The Texams can be pretty good this year, and you might just blow it for them in the offseason. Continue reading
“We Are Lebron” Song By The Most (Un)Famous Clevelanders
Published May 17, 2010 | The celebrity of Cleveland actually does realize that their entire economy depends on Lebron James playing basketball in Cleveland.
So they decided to get everyone who has ever been famous from Cleveland into a video singing a Lebron rendition of “We Are The World”. The only problem is the most famous person they had in the song was an MTV’s Real World personality. They did get the Ohio governor, which tells you how important him staying with the Cavs really is for Ohio and it’s people.
Check it out:
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Lebron’s Game 5 Message
Published May 12, 2010 | 
What’s the message? I need help, I do it alone every game. There is no other team, no less a powerhouse team like this in the NBA, and Lebron wants you to realize it. Now Bron-bron does have a very good supporting cast, with Mo Williams, an aging Shaq and Antwan Jamison. None of these guys really create their own offense. Jamison is a perfect fit with Lebron because he gets 18 points/8 rebounds without running him a single set. Shaq has to hog possessions where he generally gets overly aggressive and commits a offensive foul or throws a low arcing brick at the back of the rim. Mo Williams needs to get hot to get in his game, or get a wide open look from 3 from Lebron.
So what does any of this have to do with Lebron? He wants you to know how good he is, and how dependant the Cavs are on his game. Only once all season did he have 3 field goals like he did on Tuesday. And only once did he have only 4 FG. Continue reading