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So the wives of the world are revolting, and putting their significant others in the hospital at first chance. Obviously we all know the Tiger story, and heard about 5x more than what should be deemed overboard. Well now Chris Henry’s girlfriend has put him in the hospital.

Now, I’m sure he deserved it. Henry’s rap sheet includes: Speeding (2005), Gun chargers (‘06), Sex crime investigation (‘06), DUI (2006), Providing alcohol to minors (‘07), Assaulted a valet attendant (‘07), Punched a guy and threw a beer bottle through his window this year.

So Henry obviously enraged his girlfriend, cheating, stealing, assaulting, who knows. She ran, Henry chased and jumped into girlfriend’s car. BAD idea. Angry girlfriend drives like a maniac and throws Henry out of the car at high speeds and leaves him there in critical condition.

So Henry’s girlfriend could be looking at attempted manslaughter, reckless driving, speeding, assault, hit and run, etc. Maybe some judge finds this woman innocent, but I think these two will be spending some time together in separate prisons pretty soon.